Artificial Intelligence is NO match for Natural Stoopidity!!

There's been only One cute guy that anju, kavitha & myself have agreed upon, though mayb, KK was another too...the guy certainly was really good lookin & he had 2/3 votes!!

Cute pix- though i dont much like James Mardsen & Jonathan jackson's ok...

My Two Tennis Cuties - Goran Ivanisevic & Mark Philippoussis

Me: it was innocent suggestion -- He(Dhoni)'s nice...u r nice-- 2 great ppl together-what more could v ask for!!
Anju: do you know him that well personally? i could murder him with his cricket bat
Karen: Anju... that is sad
Anju: or stake him with a wicket … hahaha
Karen: poor dhoni.... be nice to him, don't marry him, but be nice-- he deserves it-- admire his resilience and spirit and courage
Me: well, I’ll suggest him to my pal- she's a tennis player!!
Karen: you can be rude to the neta of the nation... all the political blockheads... but dhoni is a true son of the soil... albeit all the face cream ads...
Anju: let dhoni be a true son or whatever- may he do good for his country- and may he make us proud- but if all he plays is cricket then he's useless
Karen: for that reason, I admire sonia gandhi...
me: he's only 26...ouch
Anju: yes good for her
Karen: I mean if it was me, I would have left long back...
Anju: i wish our stupid indians would support people like them instead of rooting for obama
stupid people here... no wonder we're still "developing"!
Karen: obama is good too...
me: c my display title – “Anju – Stop Bashin my Dhoni”!!
Karen: he he... you guys are funny....
Anju: see mine “U, my secretary of State & Dhoni, my Court Jester”
Karen: anju, court jester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even funnier!!!!!man, I can't stop laughing-my boss is goin to kick me out
Anju: it's okay, i'll hire you as book club minister and philosophical aid
me: anju, if he's on your team...then I’ll b on board
Karen: I'd like to be foreign affairs minister
Anju: yeah i'll have the foreign affairs
Karen: then I'd get to meet your william.... and plan a secret marriage for you
me: & dhoni can make them laugh off the awkwardness
Anju: what awkwardness?
me: on his side!!
u'll b on a roll but ofcourse!! u know whose israel's foreign minister?
Anju: no..
me: a female & she'll probably b the new prime minister after the feb elections!!sexy right- females are shootin into power

GOD - drink some water - stay focussed!!DONT LOOSE TRACK OF HUMANITY!!

200 dead in Mumbai after Terror attack

116 dead in chennai after cyclone attack!!

God, ARE U LISTENIN? What say those people who U have just taken up there?

Giugno,Luglio,Agosto,Settembre!!

Oh, where's that handy carbon monoxide leak when a girl needed it?

After my boss quit by mid April, my workload considerably reduced.

However, in June, a huge project was thrust onto my head, by none other than - me, myself. Finished 1/4 of it in 2months, durin which, I read 10 M&Bs while at work. It ended with a showdown between me & my colleague - Indian Vs Egyptian, chaired by Syrian Lebanese, which I won neatly.

Sometime in August, I bought a mobile solely for its 5mp camera & handwriting recognition features. The salesman baited me with a 30kd(5100rs) gift voucher, which turned out to be full of worthless, ridiculously priced items!! There would've been blood that night if my man friday hadnt chickened out & a lawyer wouldve been rich if my man hadnt rushed off straight home!!
Back when a hoe was Hoe
Coke was a Coke

The IPL cricket match in June'08, where Dhoni was the captain of my favorite place - Chennai - but apart from the game & unbelievable oppurtunities for the youngsters, there was also the financial side of it... Y DO THEY HAVE TO BE PAID SO MUCH? thats us commoners hard workin money they are dishin out as gifts! They dont need free airtickets, their pay checks can cover even a space trip for their entire clan to pluto (oh sorry, thats not a planet anymore)!!
They are even worse for acceptin!! Dhoni was given a land in his hometown in 2005 after a brilliant game(overlookin the widows & handicapped people), which the people demanded to takeback in 2007 after a disasterous game.

Ganguly(former indian captain) has a palacial house with 44 rooms & 23 cars - cant he donate the house & cars to those rickshaw people pushin carts strugglin for a meal/ livin?

& crack's what you were doin

When you were crackin jokes

There were awesome Tennis games too that season - did U know that Tennis is sexist...females dont get the trophy, only plate, they get paid half the amount the male players get...

In a rare gesture though, Switzerland govt gave their native Roger Federer a cow to honour him - that was so Au Natural !!

Federer also tried out a traditional one-legged Swiss milking stool in front of his new friend - Juliet, whose head was wreathed in garlands of mountain flowers. He performed her regular 5pm milking.

An old footballer of the 60's once said " Back then, U win the world cup, U get a gold fountain pen"

Nursery Rhymes with a touch of Reality!! OUCH!!

Sit Down man, You're a bloody tragedy!!

It was Raksha Bandhan on 16th aug, but since Lunar eclipse fell on that day, the occassion was celebrated on the followin monday.
Its a nice occassion honourin the brothers & sisters. I have celebrated the traditional way only twice or thrice, but I have always tied, mailed the rakhis to my cousin brothers no matter what. Although, this year its all still pending, even though my brother is in town!!

My 1st Lunar eclipse experience...
It should be said that, Lunar eclipse will start by 10:30 pm, not that it will occur at 10:30pm.
Shock followed when I found out that you arent supposed to eat or store food during this period.
Horror followed when mom told me that beggars line up the mumbai streets at night,beggin.
Despair followed when my baby refused to drink the milk I wanted him to finish before the eclipse.
Scared when I was the only one awake to witness this event with all those scary images chasing my mind(plus they were showin "Hollow man' on tv). Woke up my man friday to accompany me to the kitchen...
Back to shock when I realized that it took 2 hrs for the moon to b hidden, 2 seconds for it to appear again, which means I just missed it after all that drama!!
Turns out, only a sliver of the moon remained & it didnt vanish completely!!
Aug 27th - was a day of the two moons - my man friday tried tellin me that one was venus, but seeing that continuing the topic would send him to pluto, he kept quiet!! Now, the scheduled time for this rare occassion was 12:40am. As usual I stayed awake, until I realised I couldnt see even a single moon from my side of the apartment!! So, I slept off by 12:40am!! & missed the 6.5 richter scale earthquake which hit the place at 1am!!
Maybe my luck will change with the Solar eclipse ...

Moony Lupin - your spirits shall live on!!

Its no use! Everybody gets good enemies except me!!

It was Friendship week recently & am goin to try payin tribute to most of my friends!!

These are my pals who have been with me at various stages & are still part of my life!!

Before invasion, I had two pals during junior year - one pal was allowed to invite only friend per year for her bday party!!The other was secretly married for a yr or so and then sued her parents for some reason...

During Invasion - While in AVK, nagercoil, I met two people who became my good friends only 7 yrs later...

Divya(also my cousin) eventually married this guy who had secretly hacked my pc for about 6-7months, freakin me out.

Sajay - got me into serious trouble at college, often gangin up wit the guys. He bought me an orange(transparent) lipstick as a farewell gift.

After invasion- senior year, this part portrays me as a multiple personality character - I had about 4 groups of pals and each had nothin to do with the other and 2 groups didnt get along with the 5th person at all!!

Naureen - she drives me insane & is my oncall gynaec!! she went to egypt,met an egyptian, married him. Her wedding card had the wrong phone nos and no weddin date.

Nusrat's stayin hardly 10 minutes away & v have hardly met in over 3 yrs!! Also, she refuses to let me go to her dental clinic!!

Dimple got mad at me because I had seen her crush topless and had gotten all his school books!! now, she's married to a thakur with all the works - the horse, the sword and all...

Anita had the option of namin her daughter after me, but chose not to!!

Jubie went to India for a holiday and found herself married within 2 weeks!!

Sharon's younger sister dated my first ever crush & she couldnt wait to tell me!!

Sunil told me somethin so profound once that I tell it to all when am in a fightin mood -"when two friends fight, one should remain calm & patient, otherwise, it could ruin the friendship"

College -
Induja - The day after we were ill treated by a prof... v went to see Dum Dum Dum to rid our sorrows & it worked wonders!!

Lenin - He was a pal of my crush, so v avoided him, but he turned out to b a fun guy.

Jayanth - Epal - v met over a fwd about Urban legend & used to chat almost every night. He later married a girl who shared my first name!!
Anju - Am glad we became pals!! Despite the fact we didnt know eachother initially(& i was asked to avoid her), she still gave me a lift home after our photography classes. turns out we are 3rd generation of family friends!!she's like this whirlwind of entertainment - the getogethers, drives, movies, food, tv series!!

Kavitha - She reminds me of Mona Lisa - that serene smile, but a fountain of mystery beneath!! I dont think I have ever been so frustrated by anyone more!! always scribblin on the desks with her quotes or lyrics!!

Together, the 3 of us have discussed anatomy on tissues, nicknamed crushes to the extent of "chappal guy", done assignments listening to nursery rhymes, watched "Counterfiet contessa",freaked out my crush and gave a few a hard time!!

Mars, Where are U? Come closer soon!!

Its weird how whenever I have got work to do, my mind seems to freeze and somebody very calm/utterly disoriented steps into my shoes and does not help do any work!! I named her Shocoholic!!

Shocoholic took over again recently( as I have a deadline to meet with tomorrow) and went surfin the net yet again and found some trivial nonsense and went on to put it up here!!

Celebrity Siblings!!

Aaron & Nick Carter!! Emilio Estevez & Charlie sheen

Warren Buffet & Sherly Temple
Celebrity Parents!!

Tom Cruise with his 3 kids

Finally, Celebs out to scare people!!

These are at some picnic charity for kids or something like that!! I guess the ladies thought they must dress up like kids to scare people from having any!!









There is this party Paris Hilton threw for kids and pets... i dont think the kids or their parents will ever forget that party, no matter how many therapists they pay!! Click HERE if u dare to see it!!