Monday, March 26, 2007

i, Hereby Bequest...

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On Aug 2nd1990, when the country was being invaded, all it meant to me was that I couldn’t go for my swimming classes. So, if I were to drown in a Puddle, Pond, Lake, Sea or an Ocean, U know Sadam Hussien’s to blame!!
When I was in 12th, the rumors had sprung up of bio-chemical war. Our house was the only one which didn’t have a sealed room with black taped windows. I remember panicking one day and packed all my belongings into a single draw, which would b easy to take if the war broke out!! The only positive thing was that v might have had to write our board exams in Russia!!


Now, the rumors are alive again !! Obviously, I cant delve into the matter or they’d b arresting me, deporting or worse, ban blogging here!!

So, i'll just go about my business and make my Will, though most of my belongings are here with me, naturally!! So, out wit a few of my prized possessions.



  • My Harvey’s Bristol sherry is to be taken by Anju, who can share with Kavitha if the need arises for Anju!!
  • Video & Audio casstees to be thrown.
  • Books open to any takers. Danielle Steel’s ‘Jewels’ to Kavitha, as she hates it or return 2 Divya!
  • Albums to be sorted n each one can take their own embarrassing snaps or burn it along with my letters and cards. Wedding album to my in-laws.
  • My sarees, jewels to my sister, which she will take anyway.
  • My money to be divided by my 2 little brothers, to buy Video Ipod, get the bike fixed n roaming & a Lamborghini or two!!
  • With the money in my bank, please get me the 7th Harry porter novel and bury it in my memorial[I better Have 1]( without whispering the story 2 me).
  • Get the baby slam books for all my pals when they become new mothers!!
  • & Anju, hey, I got u a sphinx candle statue which I couldn’t give then, so please take it!!
  • Kavitha, take "something blue" from whatever is left behind for ‘ something blue, something old, something borrowed’ 'something new' I already gave u.

Thats all for now!!

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Blogged out, Blocked Up, but Back !!


I am neither Lazy nor Concussed as I like to think I am (or wish), but
My attention span is like a snowflake in an avalanche!
So, Blog = me in Dreamland ! ( which explains the whereabouts of my blog for So long)
Now, New Me= creative + animated = U going crazy!



Animation, Here I Come

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Cheffing it Up

Yohoo Waitress !!

That's another hat i donned on last week... People cant seem to accept that joblessness is more than just fine for me !!
It was a BBQ night...dad's alumini...he's the prez, so v were hostin it. Ofcourse next day, i went n got myself sexy flat sports shoes !!

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Someone's got to do it !!

I have done a few such, some I like, but some I dont.
My aunt works for a research company. I agree to checking out food joints, mostly coz its free mealz! There's also pre sales meals to c if it'll pull thru...that's fun. That's when I had milk shake wit a 8inch burger...it actually tasted good.
But wat I did last week was like a snitch's job...I went to a company to give an online test on Cisco...Yeah,I dont kno wat Cisco is...and needless to say,I flunked magnanimously, but they evaluated my technical skill to 35% n plannin n implementin to 21%.. so it wasnt a complete waste. The worst was that I had to rat on the administrator who was a real cutie.
Ofcourse my worst was callin up people and askin if they like travellin via Kuwait Airways. I actually managed to call 30 people!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Breathe Out CO2

HUMAN BODY ANATOMY !!

Brain,Lungs,Heart,Arms,Butt,Legs !!

Its simple, really...just make sure to breathe in Oxygen, breathe out CO2 !!

There r so many horrible deaths happening here...
A dad was drivin his 2kids 4 a chess tournament.He ran a signal n a bus crashed into the car, the passenger side was well... not there.The boy, a 9yr old, died that day,the girl went in2 coma,dad a few scrapes,else fine.parents went wit the boy's body 2 india 2 do the rites,then the mom returned.The girl died a week later of extensive brain damage.their only kids!
A malu lady doc won a nbk draw n won a slk bmw car,sold it 4 20,000kd.Later on, her kid,3yrs or less,met wit an accident which shattered his face.but he's ok after many operations.Then, sometime on...Her husband n kid went sight seein around the pool area of their new building. A man passin by later, saw the kid wanderin alone by the pool, pointing towards the pool. His dad was lying inside...he was brain dead n soon after he died.Only 40 yrs of age!! So smile,breathe and b a survivor!!!!!!!

Friday, April 28, 2006


germany!!!! snow!!!!me not there!!!!me another continent!!!!cant write any stories!!!!no philosophies either!!!!no capitals,no complete sentences!!!!but severe headaches!!!! ENJOY