On Aug 2nd1990, when the country was being invaded, all it meant to me was that I couldn’t go for my swimming classes. So, if I were to drown in a Puddle, Pond, Lake, Sea or an Ocean, U know Sadam Hussien’s to blame!!
When I was in 12th, the rumors had sprung up of bio-chemical war. Our house was the only one which didn’t have a sealed room with black taped windows. I remember panicking one day and packed all my belongings into a single draw, which would b easy to take if the war broke out!! The only positive thing was that v might have had to write our board exams in Russia!!
Now, the rumors are alive again !! Obviously, I cant delve into the matter or they’d b arresting me, deporting or worse, ban blogging here!!
So, i'll just go about my business and make my Will, though most of my belongings are here with me, naturally!! So, out wit a few of my prized possessions.
- My Harvey’s Bristol sherry is to be taken by Anju, who can share with Kavitha if the need arises for Anju!!
- Video & Audio casstees to be thrown.
- Books open to any takers. Danielle Steel’s ‘Jewels’ to Kavitha, as she hates it or return 2 Divya!
- Albums to be sorted n each one can take their own embarrassing snaps or burn it along with my letters and cards. Wedding album to my in-laws.
- My sarees, jewels to my sister, which she will take anyway.
- My money to be divided by my 2 little brothers, to buy Video Ipod, get the bike fixed n roaming & a Lamborghini or two!!
- With the money in my bank, please get me the 7th Harry porter novel and bury it in my memorial[I better Have 1]( without whispering the story 2 me).
- Get the baby slam books for all my pals when they become new mothers!!
- & Anju, hey, I got u a sphinx candle statue which I couldn’t give then, so please take it!!
- Kavitha, take "something blue" from whatever is left behind for ‘ something blue, something old, something borrowed’ 'something new' I already gave u.
Thats all for now!!
8 comments:
I'm in your will! I'm so touched even if it means you're leaving me only a bottle of sherry :p
I'm kidding...I will cherish it as long as it lasts. haha.
And as a token of my appreciation, I will leave you my romantic novels (I do have some!) and the sappy movies that Gitu doesn't take!
u shud concentrate in cooking and leave ur things to me :-)
i wonder why no one is stalking u :p
looking at ur blog - i would be surprised if it is Jhonny Bravo!
Mickey Mouse has become too old! he is more than 87! howabt Yogi bear! or the jetsons!
I do not remember jewel... what's the story? There's this one book, you gave me to read, Danielle Steels (I think), where this small girl is physically abused by her parents, they beat her up often... what book is that? And you have so much money in your account to buy a Lamborghini or two!!! And still you can't fly down for the weddin???
hey...I have some stuff I'm selling on my blog. Limited period offer :D see if you want any and maybe I'll give you discount! haha
That's it?? I get only the sarees and jewels??!! I want some of the old albums, and the books weren't always just yours, fyi! hope u r leavin behind the money to buy the harry potter!
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